Inefficient at counting. Efficient at saying things?
Wondering about that title? Yeah, I can’t count but I can say words okay. Accidentally missed this blog but now I’m back to destroy it with a vengeance so pure, so unadulterated that it’s going to wish I had forgotten about it altogether.
Alright, today, in this era of technology and aesthetically pleasing things, what makes a website efficient? What makes it stand out and make people want to come back and use it over anything else?
You’ve got to make it look good, mayn. That’s where it’s at. It needs to run smoothly, not lag or jump, and look so damn beautiful that you get lost in its eyes. Basically the design, the navigation and the information. That’s what makes it efficient in my eyes.
My example, as odd as this sounds, would definitely have to be Netflix. If you’re me, you’d spend a ridiculous amount of hours watching it, especially the American version…maybe also Shrek the Musical. No judging. It’s magical.
But onto the layout, no matter what you are using, be it your phone, console, PC or TV, it always looks aesthetically pleasing. Everything is easy to find and you know what you’re looking at because of the images telling you along with a large image that appears faded in the top right to give you an idea of what you’re in for. I would prefer to use that over Stan, Presto and Foxtel Play because it’s easy to use with very little lag.
So, at the same time what makes an inefficient website? I can give you plenty of examples but that’s in a moment cause I have a few beautiful ones.
Everything I described before about efficient websites? Well flip that and you’ve got exactly what makes a shit website. It’s cluttered, it’s slow, it’s hard to navigate, it’s blert.
My two examples for you today are Blinkee and Ling’s Cars. These are so absolutely awful that they automatically revert into something fantastic. If you’ve been in class with me, you’ll understand my complete and utter fascination with these two sites. How Ling sells a car, I just don’t know. I really don’t. There is no fixing these sites. Truly, they need to be in the museum for awful and amazing. Amazful?
I was going to link a picture for both but I don’t want to ruin the surprise.